Oh man, awesome food discovery: Pineapple sausage from Evergood Fine Foods. Absolutely delicious. I think I could eat these every day. And they're sold at the Safeway just up the road from my apartment. WIN. By the way, Mom, apparently the Costco by the Turnpike and DNT sells these; try them out next time you're up there.
Random question of the day: do you think I am more sheltered or less sheltered than you are? Why?