Today I opted out of the nudie scanners at SFO. The TSA staff were very professional, and I received a normal pat-down (not to be confused with the "enhanced" heavily invasive ones that led to an Indian ambassador vowing never to return to the USA).
Things I have seen at the airport today so far include a kid playing WoW on the airport wifi and a guy watching C-SPAN on his iPod Touch. And you thought I was unusual.
11:59 - flight boarded successfully.
17:08 - flight landed, a half-hour early