Today I washed my new blue sheets along with the rest of my dirty clothes. Now, I'm pretty sure all my shirts are a slightly darker shade of blue.
According to the thermometer on my desk, it is now 102.5° in my room. What the hell, California.
I now realize that that means that by being in my room, my 98.6° body is, in fact, cooling the room.
I used the word "that" three times in the space of four words in the previous sentence. I should be more creative.